This Week in Sh*t News: June 22-27, 2025

Here is a roundup of our news reports on Bluesky. This is the inaugural edition of “This Week in Sh*t News.”

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Our first ever report on Bluesky is about Trump’s illegal attack on Iran.

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A little about ourselves. This is news, right?

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J.D. Vance explains that we are at war with Iran’s nuclear program — not actually Iran. You see, Iran and Iran’s nuclear program are no longer together, they separated. They used to love each other very much, but sometimes countries and programs grow apart from each other. Also, Vance lies according to sources close to the matter — himself.

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Trump posts on Truth Social about making Iran great again (MIGA).

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Sometimes our sources provide us with some great stories. Are they always accurate? You decide. This one is about RFK JR.

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A bold new strategy for democratic leadership.

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New Yorkers came out in support of Zohran Mamdani in the mayoral democratic primary this week. It turns out democrats don’t like sexual predators who are endorsed by other sexual predators. We can’t say the same for republicans.

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A Note from the Editor.

Thanks for tuning in to this week’s installment of “This Week in Sh*t News,” which is the first of its kind. Going forward, we will be rounding up our coverage of all the shit news that we reported through Bluesky on Fridays or Saturdays — we haven’t decided on the day yet. We may occasionally include a more fleshed out piece or note from the editor, like this one.

We at The Daily NewzX pride ourselves on integrity that bends like licorice. We stand on our values like a doormat. We walk tall like a snake. We answer to no man, nay, we answer to two billionaire men. We will be unmoved like houses in a tornado or spit in the wind. We will stand up for what is right, good, ethical, and enduring for all of humanity, while sitting at our desks.

And last, but not least, Sally Pinkerton come to my office and retrieve your iPhone. You left it in the conference room again, and please for the love of goddess use a pin to lock it, because Pete Hegseth was accidentally texting you about Iran again. We should probably all just preemptively block him on Signal moving forward.

Yours insincerely,